Also, at my college we have this food place called 'the commons'. Generic college name for everything. Anyways it's a huge facility that has 9 different buffets, and one is for coffee...awesome right? Yes. So at the beginning of the semester we could grab as many philly cheesteaks or pieces of pizza that we wanted then one day...we had to have 'assistance' and a 2 per trip rule was enforced. Me and my 2 pals wondered why, and one said 'well i saw this guy that got 8 hamburgers the other day...probably him that caused this rule' Until today I never saw this man. But today as I sat and ate my curly fries and risotto (great combo) I'm preeetty sure it was him that sat at the table next to mine.
Let me describe him.
Thinks he's funny, but in fact he is not.
Waaay too loud. Waaay too many fat jokes.
Anyways, I think it was him because when they got to the table he said 'I'll watch the stuff and someone get me food' Which I know if code for 'I'll stay here so I don't have to walk back downstairs' It's a 2 story facility FYI.
And they asked what he wanted he responded with '2 pieces of pizza, a grilled cheese and 4 cheesburgers.'
Oh my goodness. I immediately texted my friends and we concluded it was him that ruined it all.
And to top it off, all the cups upstairs where I was were gone so I had to go downstairs to get a cup and back upstairs to get my sweet tea. Then some super nice girl looked over and said 'I brought up a bunch of cups for people!'
Then one of this dude's friend went and took the stack, guess what they did with them? Stacked them on the table in pyramid formation. Geez.
Anyways. That was my day. Guess I had something to say after all.